Posted on 19th May at 4:14 PM
y’all fuck that my legs are amazing i would wear shorts all the time if they weren’t pants
Posted on 19th May at 4:08 PM, with 1,924 notes
I take good care of it! Like, I let him sleep with me, and I dress him up!
Posted on 19th May at 2:42 PM, with 2 notes
imma go back to sleep until everyone realizes yahoo hasn’t actually bought tumblr yet, you nerds
Posted on 19th May at 2:37 PM, with 128,499 notes
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Posted on 19th May at 2:28 PM, with 23,812 notes
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
Posted on 19th May at 2:23 PM, with 8,123 notes
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
Posted on 19th May at 1:30 PM, with 3 notes
OKAY I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE TOBIAS IT’S A PROBLEM
